Lexi Rides Her Lover's Cock and Takes a Cummy Facial

All right. You've done your homework and boned up on all the latest mope bands and goth rock. You've listened to more lo-fi, long-haired guitar players than you thought imaginable. But your eyes are on the prize and all of that homework is about to pay off when you start name-dropping obscure bands in front of the pretty girl at the record shop. All of that knowledge of alternate guitar tunings and depressing lyrics is going to be worth it when you see the look in her eyes that tells you that she thinks she's found a compatible soul with whom she can relate. And who knows; maybe she has. With all of those touchy-feely bands knocking around your noggin, maybe you've actually earned your hipster cred while trying to draw the roadmap to this glasses-wearing indie sweetheart's panties. After you've gently made sweet, sweet love to this fragile creature, the two of you